do any millionaires follow me that are bored
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
are you KIDDING ME what the FUCK
when Peter Capaldi was consulted on his Doctor wardrobe the first thing he said was it needed to be easy to copy
his top priority was for cosplayers and kids to be able to dress like the doctor without having to hand-make everything
this is why fanboys make the best Doctors
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
577. A Muggleborn somehow manages to smuggle their beloved pet fish into Hogwarts, but they don’t have a tank. They ask one of their pureblood friends for help, so the pureblood makes a floating water orb for the fish so it can just float around the common room.